Since (re)starting this feature on August 23rd with Juventus's Paul Pogba, we've seen some downright pulverizing finishes. I've posted nine Speculative Rips of the Week since that first one, obviously showing that my grasp on the meaning of the word "week" is shaky at best. You can view all ten here.
The question now becomes: Of these ten, which is best.
Like most simple questions, the answer is complicated. Let's rewind.
It all must have started when I was around eight or nine years old, playing in my fir---
Nah, just fuckin' with ya. Which one's the best? How about the one that rips the hardest. Without further ado, the 23-year-old left back of St. Neots Town, an English seventh-division side, brings you the most bodacious dollop of rip sauce served up in the year of Our Lord 2013, thanks be to God.
Rene Steer, take it away.
(Oh yeah, play this song while watching for maximum enjoyment).