- Hull has a very resilient power grid.
- Never use the ice scraper attachment to scrape the body of your car.*
- Beirut can be played by lantern light.
- The film Act of Valor has a lot of American flags, a fair amount of terrible acting, and quite a few awesome scenes.
- When in doubt, use a racial slur.**
- NBA 2K13 is what's hot in the streets.
- So is "The Harlem Shake."
- A sun porch can double as a walk-in refrigerator.
- Sometimes, you just forget how to eat.***
- There are good nights and bad nights at the table.
- A big empty jug of protein powder can be recycled into something very useful.
- James Harden, Monta Ellis, or Kobe Bryant is your best bet to score 40+.****
- Hockey is a thinking man's card game.
- Paranormal Activity 3 puts 50% of audience members to sleep.
- Don't punch walls.
- Honey Bunches of Oats (refer to #5) can be crushed up and used quite nicely as breading for chicken parm.
- On a scale of 1-sandwich, I'd have to say about an 8.5.
- It's cool if two people sleep in Ben's bed.
- Even if neither of them is Ben.
- Beer cartons make good kindling.
- You should be on drugs to enjoy the movie The Fall.*****
- Bitches be like what (refer to #5).
- Always double-check the caterpillar.******
- Jeebus H. Malone.
- Crescent rolls and bacon. All day and all night.
** This only applies if you're a famous rapper and the slur in question refers to the race to which you belong.
***Even if you just bought everyone's dinner.
****MJ isn't fair.
******To me, it looks like a caterpillar. Call it what you want.